Eric is my pet infernal machine. He hates me. He's the bastard son of a calculator and a Pentium. He's a pretty little Performa 5215 (yes, I know, he's an evil Mac and all you IBM users now hate me, but I live on an IBM unfriendly campus), and he's got all sorts of toys to play with. He's got an action figure (of a very sexy girl, but the jury is still out as to whether he likes girls or not), a little ninja, a top hat, a rose, a pair of black lace gloves, a frog, and two pictures of one of my friends. I try to make him happy, really I do. But he still doesn't like me, I don't understand it... A couple people have suggested that maybe he has a crush on me, in the grade school type way... You know, pulling braids and dropping frogs down dresses... I don't know, could be... I'm trying to find a nice computer to hook him up with, so maybe he'd be in a better mood, so if you know of any computers that might apply, I'd be forever grateful. He doesn't get along with my laptop, but then, she's a girl, and that might be the reason. They won't speak to each other most of the time... There's a bisexual (Mac and IBM compatible) computer down the hall, I need to introduce them....