Ooooo, lookie at my pretty form!

I would like to know a little about the people who visit my web page (yes, all two of you), so fill out the form. I'm curious. I want to know. Please please please oh please? So stop staring and debating whether you're going to fill it out, and just fill out the form, damn you! Come on, you know you want to...

Come on, please don't leave yet, fill it out first? I promise I'll give you a cookie or something if you do....

And I means you, or you means I, or something like that.... You can figure out it out, you're a smart cookie, aren't you?

I am:

Animal
Vegetable
Mineral
Nitrogen
A Tim Burton Character

I like: 

My favorite pet is:

cat
dog
iguana
llama
dead squirrel
cheese
dirt

My favorite food is:

cat
dog
iguana
llama
live squirrel
cheese
dirt

My favorite sandwitch is: 

My sign is: 

I am made up of (check all that apply):

That gunky stuff inside people's eyes
Fish
Butterflies
Angst
Pins and needles
Chocolate chip cookies
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Bones
Blood
Pretty colored glittery things
Petrified dinosaur droppings

My name is:

My e-mail address :  

My webpage:

The name of my page:


Extra bits (yes, this is where you tell me all sorts of frightening things about yourself):




Was this a scary and nasty experience you never want to go through again?

Yes please, I would like to go home now.
I'm confuzzed now. Help.
I will now go hide.
Take me drunk, I'm home.
I have lost feeling in my right leg.
Go away. You scare me.

I would say that (check all that apply):

I am always tired and always bouncy.
I like to have bricks thrown at me.
I am the property of four or more felines.
I eat as much meat as humanly possible.
I do not like people, so leave me alone!
I drink more caffeine than most small states.
I possess fifteen or more computer books, and spend all my time plugged into a computer.

View the people who have passed before into this great unknown...



Run away now and hide because you fear this